“Playlouder hit you off with the fattest new joints on the street, and some mad classics. Peep hot action from Method Man, The Darkness, Adam Green, Scarface, Slug, Kid 606, Killing Joke and a whole bunch more.”

“Marvel at Kool Kid’s Fresh Impression of the week! Love Carpetface’s homoerotic JINGLE! Dig the frenzied holocaust ACTION!”

No idea what they are on about, but London’s indie radio fatcats are back!