So the press release goes, "Bored of the traditional British Christmas? Why not experience the thrill of a genuine Russian kidnap experience instead, courtesy of Sputnik Vodka." How can I sign-up for this I hear you say? Well, you first need to work out your pimp status so they can calculate your ransom value. Believe.
Between 10th - 15th January, two hand-picked Sputnik vodka security specialists will bundle one lucky, psychologically-screened winner from one of three pre-agreed locations into the back of a blacked-out vehicle. Incarcerated for up to 3 days (the 'weekend experience') at a secret location, the winner will be handed back to his friends and family and invited to a Sputnik vodka genuine Russian party in honour of history's first promotional kidnap. Those thirsty for a real Russian thrill can apply to win "the kidnap experience of a lifetime". Enter financial details such as your annual salary and the value of your parent's house to work out your own ransom value. Applicants should specify details such as confinement length, sex of kidnappers and food options, and wannabe winners must sign a legal disclaimer and agree to a psychological evaluation. To find out if your potential abduction matters to your family, friends or boss, nominate someone for the kidnappers to contact. www.sputnikkidnap.com
