Those clever kids at B3TA have unleashed the Hardcore dance cleaner. Uber-annoying household scourer Cillit Bang takes on vaguely fascistic overtones thanks to Jakazid. UK readers need to watch this NOW. Respect. The crafty genius behind the Calm Down Dear remix, featured several issues ago in B3TA, embarks on a dark, hardcore odyssey of everyday cleansing power, remixing another cult TV ad.