It doesn’t look like we missed anything in the increasingly confusing caper of interactive TV, as everyone still seems to be talking about how it will change your life, but maybe not so surprisingly no-one knows how ... except us of course.You will glad to know that we have restructured the MONITOR channel to now focus exclusively on one of the last greatest twentieth century myths, Convergence. This means we have awarded ourselves a cart blanche to take our previous “polite” industry recommendations about what they were doing wrong and spell it out word for word, dig for dig.The whole “interactive” debate is something we are quite passionate about here in Ninfomania as we want to see it work. Over the next while we will be unfolding our plan for the future of this troubled medium as well as trying to blag ridiculous fees as consultants to the big broadcasters who are still getting to grips with what EPG stands for.So, hold on to your remote controls, as we’ve seen the future ... and it isn’t on TV.