And in slightly happier newz: The Paris-region transport authority plans to use 1.5 tons of perfume per month to cover the infamous stench of city’s subway.

Metro director Jacques Rapoport says the new scent, “Madeleine”, was designed as “a smell that was sweet rather than violent, that lingered for two weeks and that suggested a feeling of cleanliness and well-being rather than of filthiness being covered up.”

Oi, London Transport are you reading this or what?