Imagine a full sensation of sound surrounding you. I’m not talking about piles of black boxes cluttering up your living room with industrial wiring loons attached to your TV. These are invisible clouds of nano-robots that float in the air.

Here’s how it works. The nano-bots, like all things nano, are microscopic. These nanobots float around picking up transmission from whatever device need to convey sound. The bots then undulate in the air producing the required soundwave. The beauty is that the sound can be localised. A huge symphonic rush played out right by your ear, just for you to hear. None of that tinny noise from walkman headphones on the train. Just send your nano bots over to create a phase cancellation pattern and all is silent. You could even detonate one up the nostril of the offender to make the point.

Linked to particles of scent you can have the gentle ambience of a mountain spring as you spray your deodorant. Genetically modified tomatoes can have a word in your shell like when you pick them up in the supermarket S-mail is the next step. No longer will you type messages, in a flash you will be able to send a sound via the network of nano bots to the recipient. A quick word with your workmate upstairs. A constant shout in the ear of your annoying neighbour. A quiet whisper in the ear of the beauty the other side of the dancefloor ...

Place your order for a free brochure today complete with shouting American salesman effect paper. Call toll free on 8-100-NANO-MY-BOT.

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