My Nose Is Killing Me
Less powder, more horn. Yup, Save The Rhino is lining up a four roomed, multi-musical, multi-media fundraising extravaganza from…
Less powder, more horn. Yup, Save The Rhino is lining up a four roomed, multi-musical, multi-media fundraising extravaganza from the UK’s most unusual and innovative charity fundraising crew, featuring aural expeditions and visual missions from finest of the UK’s deep house debaucherers, breakbeat bohos, beat freaks, dub dons, jazz junkies, and spoken word schpielers. Finding all these characters under the same roof at the same time ? like finding a rhino in the wild. If the event is as good as this press release, expect a totally awesome night, read on and you?ll see what I mean:In the Horny Midnight Pixie Four Poster Bedroom the following Nymphets are lined up in their pyjamas for your aural pleasures: Barefoot Doctor (Spiritual Guide For The Urban Warrior) will be the host with tha most compering for the night, and havin’ words with DJ Carlos Fandango (Catskills). Playing live, to a backdrop of cult classic movies, we present J Swinscoe & The Cinematique Orchestra, the 7 piece experimental jazz outfit (Ninjatune) who recently played at the Royal Guild of Filmmakers tribute to Stanley Kubrick. Also playing live will be Hexstatic, featuring audio visual samples and loops from their forthcoming album ‘Rewind’ (also on Ninjatune), followed by a live PAs from the queen of spoken word - Salina Saliva backed by the king of dirty beats - Peyote Coyote (Salt Petre). DJ Action will come from Mr International - Crispin MI (Straight No Chaser/Kontraband), the ultimate eclectic ? Pete Herbert (Atlas Records), Mr Mutant Jazz ? MK Ultra (The Pranksters), and a closing Afro-chillout set from the Kimberly lover ? The Bee (Give!). With visuals through the night by Hexstatic & Nu Phunk, and decor provided by Helen Mason Interiors (Vogue British Style Party), this?ll a sexy, chilled, nice, groovy and jazz setting for the discerning listener ? still time to grow a goatee, and don?t forget ‘yer yellow tints. Mmmmmm.In the Kilimanjaro Break-Fast Bar - After their sellout success at the Shepherds Bush Empire we?re glad to announce Matt Black, Jon More and friends (aka COLDCUT) will be performing a freeform jam session featuring full Pirate TV Vjamm a/v technology providing 1 ? hours of total audio visual blitzkrieg through 30K of Eskimo?s finest Alpha system, and three 14 foot projection screens ? you?ll be seeing through your ears, and hearing through your eyes. Usually only seen in a full scale gig or festival situation ? this?ll be in intimate affair for a crowd of no more than 300 ? NOT TO BE MISSED. Also featuring the finest, funkiest Nuskool beats and breaks from the king himself - Adam Freeland (Marine Parade), old skool hip hop from his trusty sidekick - Beber, some electro-breaks and D&B from the the queen of Ninjatune - 10Sui, and Boomin? back atcha from the boys ‘n girls at Botchit ‘n Scarper, the man himself - B.L.I.M. Comfortable footwear definitely recommended.For Deep ?n funky house, where else, but The Renegade Rhino Revellers Room. Featuring Pure Science (DJ Magazine’s DJ of the year ‘98) playing live, Dave Mothersole (Kiss FM/Swag), Richard Grey (Wiggle/Swag), J Jeff and Le Bass (The original Renegade Rhinos) - this crew guarantees a night of pure, unadulterated deep n’ debauched house ‘n hedonism, with the famous interactive dancing rhino visuals by Autopilot. Certainly not to be sniffed at.For the bass bin busters, the dons of dub ? Dubwiser will be hosting The Busted Bin Basement. Featuring Alex Patterson (The Orb),Greg Dread (Dreadzone), Danny Briottet (Renegade Soundwave/Subsonic Legacy), and the Dreadzone DJs, promising all the usual cone blowing, lung decapacitating, dubtastic bass boomin’ shenanigans through 20 K of Eskimo?s finest. Prepare for ear surgery, ‘n bring yer Ninjaskinz.Looking out for the live webcast on proteinTV if you can’t make it down to witness decor by one of London top interior design teams, over 20 projections, carnival stylee stilt walkers, jembes n bongos all over the place, refreshingly friendly and funkily firm security, some innovative air conditioning, undoubtedly the finest of the UKs breakbeat, dub, ‘n deep house crews, with three live bands and two PAs, in London?s most underground of venues, all playing for expenses or less, there’ll be no competition on the 10th. All this and a beer for just √Ǭ£2.50 ? or just suck a shot of Red Bull vodka through the Ice Rhino?s horn for √Ǭ£1.50.Get yer dancin’ shoes on and come to the grandest party this side of Kilamanjaro. √Ǭ£12 advance, √Ǭ£15 on the door. Available from Rough Trade, Atlas, Tag, Vibe Music, Swag, Eukatech, and all the good record stores from November 19th. CC bookings 0171 3577474 www.savetherhino.com