Well, you could have done if we’d included this article in last weeks feed, because it actually happened last night. Sorry. But, fear not, these “pioneers of modern asshole art” i.e. used tampoons & in-your-face video nasties, thought they’d better do something to teach the nu-skool who is still “doing it” by ... making a book.

All the craziest kids on the block are writing books these days, and last nights book launch by Simon Ford was just that, Crazy. The book, wait for it, hasn’t actually been finished, wild child. It’s kinda strange don’t you think seeing the original Coum exhibition called Prostitution that caused all the media attention [for it’s offensive nature not the quality of art] was back in 1976. This means he must have being doing a word a day which means he is just coming to the end of page 23.