We covered it a few months back, but it's too good to miss. An American company has introduced the new MP3 portable jukebox built into the body of the ammunition magazine of Kalashnikov automatic rifle with 20GB of storage capable of holding up to 9000 songs. Believe. Called the "AK-MP3 Jukebox", we are assured by the invetor and ex-rock-star Andrey Koltakov that it could be used on its own or attached to a Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine. He goes on to say, "Hopefully, from now on many Militants and Terrorists will use their AK47s to listen to music and audio books…They need to chill out and take it easy." Of course they do Andrey. Click here for a photo of Andrey and chicks with guns.