Dig out your "visually violent golf outfits" and use your skateboard as your golf cart, because here comes the Urban Golf Association's 3rd Annual Emperor Norton Open. Following on from our earlier Natural Born Golfers article, the golfing "new skool" are taking their clubs to streets in North Beach with "Nine Holes, Nine Bars and not a Nine Iron in sight." Happening tomorrow [May 17th] in San Francisco, the organisers go on to say, "Bring any club you can find (a 3 iron is handy, but a putter is great) as we golf through the streets of San Francisco. Each hole offers fun urban challenges, hazards, and yes - even danger! Why wait in annoying lines at Mini-putt course? Why suck up to 6AM tee times? The UGA offers you non-stop fun all day long, with plenty of watering holes for every putting hole." Sounds perfect. Sounds like we should organise one round Shoreditch ... any takers? More Info