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# How To Lose Friends And Insult People
- URL: https://www.protein.xyz/how-to-lose-friends-and-insult-people/
- Published: 2003-11-14T22:58:38.000Z
- Updated: 2016-06-09T01:04:25.000Z
- Description: Tired of the same old insults? Can't quite grasp the concept of hurling abuse? Then Empire Online's Movie Insult Generator is…
- Author: Protein
- Tags: Seeds, #protein, #Import 2024-06-11 13:21

Tired of the same old insults? Can't quite grasp the concept of hurling abuse? Then [Empire Online's ](http://www.empireonline.co.uk/?ref=protein.xyz)Movie Insult Generator is the device for you. Whether you're a novice of aspersion, or if you're just not that darn original when it comes to obloquy "The UK's Number One Film Website" has the answer for all your put-down ponderings. With only a flick of the wrist and the click of a mouse button you can access a revolving supply of insults via Empire's [Movie Insult Generator](http://www.empireonline.co.uk/features/spotlight/dissing/?ref=protein.xyz). One click on "Launch Insult Generator" and you're well on your way to malicious movie musings. Particular gems include Jesus' speech from *The Big Lebowski* (yet the words seem more flaccid without John Turturro's licentious delivery) and Withnail's "You can stuff it up your arse...". But anything from *Withnail & I* is pure pernicious poetry. You can even send in your own favourite movie dissings by posting on the [Movie Insult Forum](http://ubb.empireonline.co.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=378650&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&ref=protein.xyz). Don't be too tempted to overdo the Jack Nicholson though.