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# Being Totally Crushed Out
- URL: https://www.protein.xyz/being-totally-crushed-out/
- Published: 2003-04-25T20:10:10.000Z
- Updated: 2016-06-16T18:00:20.000Z
- Description: Vice comes back with another guide for mo' betta life in their latest issue. An A-Z of Dating, Cocaine, Lame Footwear, Horoscopes,…
- Author: Protein
- Tags: Seeds, #protein, #Import 2024-06-11 13:21

Vice comes back with another guide for mo' betta life in their latest issue. An A-Z of Dating, Cocaine, Lame Footwear, Horoscopes, Jerking, and *Eating Out*. Sadly, now that you've been well prepped on how to score that lass or dandy of your dreams, the Vice UK party on May 01 has been cancelled. Best save your skillz and rent that Ice-T video from [Today Is Boring](http://interactive.myvillage.com/mv/showpage.jsp?pageid=326&style=services&domain=myshoreditch&domain=myhackney&ref=protein.xyz) (15 Kingsland Road, E2, London). [Link](http://www.vicemag.com/?ref=protein.xyz)